The JOY RIDE MEDITATIONS.

A 30-Day Meditation Experience (Meditation Challenge)

 

Vibrate Higher.

 

Daily meditations to lift your mood, your energy, and your experience for the day.

 

Your daily dose of goodness of inspiration. To prime your mind to be a little more happy and see life from the bright side instead of from the pile of sh*t we’re all dealing with in being human.

 

Meditations to be uploaded daily through December 2024 🙂

Your sober ‘morning trip’

…without the mushrooms 🍄 or the LSD.

30 days of daily meditations to lift your mood, your energy, and your experience for the day.

 

30 days of positive reflections— food for your mind & your soul.

 

Your daily dose of goodness of inspiration.

 

To prime your mind to be a little more happy and see life from the bright side instead of from the pile of sh*t we’re all dealing with in being human.

 

This makes room for your humanity- everything is an ebb and flow.

 

Contrary to popular belief…

You don’t always have to maintain a good mood or high vibration to attract good experiences.

 

You just need to be moving your momentum in a positive direction, priming the pump mentally and emotionally every day, to move yourself forward and have a good life.

 

The bright side of life is just on the other side of that same coin.

 

—Toss the coin.

—Do a meditation.

—And go about your day— changed.

—For the better.

 

We focus on progress over perfection.

 

These meditations… are your PROGRESS.

 

They move you forward at the beginning of the day to STACK PROGRESS in *how you feel*. Good!

This is an Energy Medicine— reprogramming your conscious, subconscious and energy bodies.

All to LIFT your vibrational frequency and open your mind to positive thinking, positive expectations & natural magnetic attraction (because we primed the pump for the day… your mind & your energy subconsciously).

These guided meditations are like sitting with me as your Shaman & Healer in session— all in the comfort of your own home, and for less than a tank of gas 😉

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Your daily  joy prescription:

🍄 A daily morning meditation for 30 days.

 

🍄 30 meditations. 30 days.

 

🍄 Each meditation will be 15 minutes or less to get you out of the flight response and into the joy response.

 

🍄 Priming your mind for happiness contentment, even if it’s just 15 minutes out of your day.

 

🍄 Meditations uploaded daily staring December 1st.

 

🍄 Lifetime access to the meditation album/30 day experience.

Priming Your Mind to Create a Positive Mental Attitude & Energy

This is your yellow brick road.

To step out into the unknown… daily.

 

This is for my spiritual group people that love to meditate but get bored of the same thing or have ADHD 😉

 

Need something new and shiny every day to keep your attention on joy on progress and meditation?

I’ve got you.

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THESE MEDITATIONS ARE… A VIBE.

✨ A GOOD TIME.

✨ A GOOD VIBE.

 

A FANTASTIC ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.

 

Just like you go to a chiropractor to get your spine into alignment… this album is alignment for your mother f*cking daily attitude. ;-D

 

— I will likely swear in some of these meditations and be a little goofy to get you out of your head and back into the flow state.

 

— I will likely make some jokes and tap into the ‘lighter’ side of life.

 

Not everything is so serious (Ahem… life and the collective energy/psychic field has been getting pretty ‘serious’). I’m going to remind you that you’re one meditation away from a joyful day.

 

 

I don’t know what you think but this world is crazy.

 

If you’re struggling to keep your mood lifted with the collective frequency being in an all-time chaotic high, this is for you boo!

 

I’m gonna make love to your eardrums 😉

One fun little meditation at a time.

 

Some will be goofy/comedic, some super vibey, some inspirational, some calling your ass out in the most fun and playful way. Some more relaxing and some more reflective.

 

✨ All fun.

✨ All uplifting.

 

This is all about…

✨Keeping a positive attitude

✨Not spiritually bypassing the human experience

✨Not fixing everything

✨Just adjusting your mindset in the morning as a ritual

✨Priming your day for emotional

sobriety.

✨Change your mind… change your life.

✨Stay balanced and you can handle… anything today.

 

Mindset is everything.

 

It’s the frame of how you perceive your day— and whether you’re seeing problems or opportunities.

 

If you can’t keep your eye on the prize…

Having a good life will be challenging.

 

So it’s my goal with these meditations— to help keep your eye on the prize and see the joyful side of life.

 

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Hi! I am Stormie.

(Aka. Emelina)

I’m a Consciousness Expert, High Performance Coach, Shaman, Psychic Medium & Energy Healer.

 

I help people become the most powerful version of themselves by expanding consciousness, healing trauma, reprogramming their beliefs into alignment with who they desire to become, & intentionally designing & stepping into their highest potential IRL.

 

I created this program as an antidote to help you connect to a positive daily mental attitude.

 

To ‘lift’ your emotional vibration in the morning & inspire your day for infinite goodness.

 

Well… not just mental… I wanted to help prime your energy using the power of autosuggestion & the natural vibration of the power of the element of sound (the Naad) to prepare you for positive expectations.

 

We’re constantly manifesting what we experience daily based on our subconscious ideas of what we should “expect” from life which… is usually rooted in our past, “known” and familiar circumstances of life.

 

If you want to break free from the past— & change your life, you’ve got to prime your mind with positive mental thinking & belief to see differently what’s in front of you… opportunity.

 

That’s not always easy to stay on top of. So I’m providing “The Joy Ride” to help you anchor a new daily habit. One that works on your subconscious and your energy to “expect the best” not the worst.

 

Everything I do is on behalf of the highest good of all involved, in balance with the force of life, and in respect to the free will laws of this Universe.

 

Enjoy it!! – Stormie

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Everything that is matter—is energy first.

 

If you can improve, clear and uplift your *energy* and your mentality, you can expect positive changes in your physical reality.

Let’s f*cking gooooooo! Get it.

 

Enjoy! ~ Stormie

30 Daily Guided Meditations Include…

Encoded with Light Language & High Vibrational Energetic Programming 

 

✅ Each Meditation is 5-15min in Length 

 

✅ Full Album Includes 30+ Guided Meditations (over 2-3 hours of streaming content)

 

✅ Reflections & prompts in the app to help you dive into the “goodness of life” or your personal sunshine.

 

✅ Stream the video guided Meditations Online or Via the App 

 

You’re ready to…

> Get a meditation practice in your daily habits.

 

> Jump into easy 5-15 min meditations every morning.

 

> Receive daily reflections & prompts to jumpstart your thinking in a positive direction.

 

> Improve your daily outlook & perspetive.

 

> Take yourself less seriously, which *magnetically attracts* manifestations to you from the Universe (it’s a secret no one talks about! ha!)

FAQ

Q: HOW WILL I RECEIVE THE MEDITATION CHALLENGE?

A: You’ll get access to an online student portal to login to! You’ll receive one audio drop/meditation per day for 30 days.

 

Q: HOW WILL I ACCESS THE COURSE CONTENT AFTER ENROLLING?

A: After enrollment, you’ll be directed to the page to sign up for an online account to access the content. You’ll receive an email from: wearewokeaf @ gmail.com or hi @ iamwoke.co

You’ll gain access to the program from logging into a course dashboard online.

 

 

Q: I DON’T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH ENERGETIC WORK OR MEDITATIONS.

A: That’s okay! You don’t need experience in doing energy work or even “effectively” meditating to gain the benefits of this work. The activations/transmissions/meditations are intentionally designed to meet you where you are, no matter your experience level. The guided meditations will work on upgrading your energy body/system no matter your experience working in this subtle realm. They are “alive” in consciousness and your higher self will help you receive the activations easily in the best way for you specifically that is the most sustainable method for you to receive. 

 

Q: WILL I HAVE LIFETIME ACCESS TO THIS PROGRAM?

A: Yes! You’ll have lifetime access as well as any upgrades or updates I make to the album in the future.

 

Q: DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?

A: No, I don’t offer refunds. I believe in your confidence and self belief in your intentional enrollment. Your commitment will create the way for your personal and spiritual development— your transformation. Without the deep sacred commitment, there is no transformation.

 

When you make the choice to enroll, decide that this can be and will be the best investment for you and it will be. Ask to be divinely led. Trust your heart, and your decision to enroll intentionally and decide that it will work for you— as it is intentionally designed & channeled to do so.

Q: I AM A HEALER/TEACHER MYSELF. CAN I SHARE WHAT I LEARN IN YOUR PROGRAM WITH MY COMMUNITY & CLIENTS?

A: Ultimately, yes. However, it’s important that you embody your own work.

Embody the practices, make them yours and share what you feel called to share. If you choose to use specific practices from this album/program that I have intentionally channeled and shared, please give me credit as the original source. For any other questions on best practice and what you can share, please email me for permission guidelines at wearewokeaf @ gmail.com.

 

Q: DO YOU GUARANTEE RESULTS?

A: You are in charge of yourself, your commitment, your dedication and practice and your own results. To gain long term healing & results you will need to apply this methodology (among anything else you are guided to in your experience of healing) as an active practice and apply it to every area of your life and do the work. Take radical responsibility and ownership over your experience. This work will meet you where you are. Be determined to create your own results and you’ll gain precisely what you need.

I cannot control you, and what you choose to do or not do, or learn or not learn. No results are guaranteed or implied.

Q: IS THIS PROGRAM A SUBSTITUTE FOR MEDICAL ATTENTION OR THERAPY?

A: This meditation album & material is not a substitute for medical attention or therapy, and does not claim to be. This is an educational program for entertainment purposes. You acknowledge that the nature of the program is that of education/entertainment. 

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©2025 i am woke, inc. | wearewokeaf [at] gmail.com hi [at] iamwoke.co |Stormie Calder